This week, Vladimir Putin was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for his hand in averting a military strike in Syria by Nobel Peace Prize recipient Barack Obama……..
You just can’t make this stuff up……
Conservatively Speaking from Southeastern Wisconsin. A Teleprompter Free Zone.
This week, Vladimir Putin was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for his hand in averting a military strike in Syria by Nobel Peace Prize recipient Barack Obama……..
You just can’t make this stuff up……
The terrorist, murdering, oppressive, dictator of Libya, Muammar Gaddafi, dies at the hands of the very people he has been “ruling” with an iron fist for the last 40 years……… Now the Useless Nations and Amnesty International want an investigation into how he died.
I’ve seen the pictures so there really no need to post them here.
The obvious cause of death………. A severe case of LEAD POISONING.
Case closed, nothing to see here…. Let’s move along and maybe look into what that short little P.O.S. in North Korea is doing it’s citizens. That seems to be a good place to start…….
I have finally been able to gather my thoughts and work out a Jobs Bill that will allow for tax breaks for the greedy, job creating millionaires and billionaires AND help the low income, middle class and unemployed that REALLY want to work.
My plan is called………
Immulus Stimigration 1.0
I.S. 1.0 is a combination jobs bill and immigration reform act.
How does it work?
Since all of the poor oppressed lefties out there want us to be a communist nation with NO CAPITALISM and a toilet paper shortage, we round up all of those Occupy Wall Street losers and lazy good for nothing gimme gimme gimme members of the “You Owe Me” entitlement crowd along with their SEIU pals. We give each one of them a one way ticket to the Communist love fest of a country of their choice. President Obama’s plan would cost about 450 BILLION dollars. Now the going rate for a one way ticket to Moscow is about $690.00 from Priceline.com. If you go back and use Obama’s numbers, we would be able to buy 652 MILLION tickets to Russia…. WAY MORE THAN NEEDED!!! We would also have take into account that the union folks would probably rather go to Athens, Greece to see how well the unions are working there. Those tickets are about $891.00 one way. A bit more expensive but as you can see, we have some wiggle room.
After we send out our trash to their favorite Communist country, we send out an invite to those countries that supply us with the most immigrants…. say…… MEXICO. The invite will go a long with a lengthy screening process, provided by a private security company, to weed out any drug lords or gang members and more gimme gimme gimme “You Owe Me” entitlement types. If you pass the screening, you can come in to our country. We’ll give you an amount of cash that’s equal to the amount of the exiting one way air fare to get you started.
CAVEAT….. If the incoming immigrant breaks the law…… YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!!!!
You have to figure the majority of the people in this great nation are hard working folks who are trying to get by so I’m thinking we could probably get this done for under 200 BILLION. The stock market would boom and the jobs would return. I GUARANTEE THIS!!!
This is my plan. It’s one blog post long and I won’t go on a bus tour to promote it because it sells itself……
Have a nice day…….
silent E for President
Franklin Police arrested a 14 year old boy for a bomb threat that closed Franklin schools for a day.
Any bets his bond terms will be more harsh than that of Katherine Windels, the liberal activist who threatened republican state senators and their families?
The boy won’t be given a lollipop and have his Internet privileges revoked, that’s for sure…
What about their punishment upon conviction?
They’ll probably erect a statue in honor of Windels somewhere in Madison.
Ian Murphy is now being touted as the unions newest hero for his prank call to Scott Walker….. A prank called that failed MISERABLY…
Who is Ian Murphy?
Ian Murphy is a blogger at a liberal site called The Beast.
Here is some of his work….. No language warning or word strikes here… I want you to see this…..
FUCK THE TROOPS
A Beastly Opinion
By Ian Murphy
So, 4000 rubes are dead. Cry me the Tigris. Another 30,000 have been seriously wounded. Boo fucking hoo. They got what they asked for—and cool robotic limbs, too.
Likely, just reading the above paragraph made you uncomfortable. But why?
The benevolence of America’s “troops” is sacrosanct. Questioning their rectitude simply isn’t done. It’s the forbidden zone. We may rail against this tragic war, but our soldiers are lauded by all as saints. Why? They volunteered to partake in this savage idiocy, and for this they deserve our utmost respect? I think not.
The nearly two-thirds of us who know this war is bullshit need to stop sucking off the troops. They get enough action raping female soldiers and sodomizing Iraqi detainees. The political left is intent on “supporting” the troops by bringing them home, which is a good thing. But after rightly denouncing the administration’s lies and condemning this awful war, relatively sensible pundits—like Keith Olbermann—turn around and lovingly praise the soldiers’ brave service to the country. Why?
What service are they providing? I don’t remember ordering 300,000 dead Iraqis—although I was doing a lot of heavy narcotics back in ‘03. Our soldiers are not providing a service to the country, they’re providing a service to a criminal administration and their oil company cronies. When a mafia don orders a hit, is the assassin absolved of personal responsibility when it’s carried out? Of course not. What if the hit man was fooled into service? We’d all say, “Tough shit, you dumb Guido,” then lock him up and throw away the key.
As a society, we need to discard our blind deference to military service. There’s nothing admirable about volunteering to murder people. There’s nothing admirable about being rooked by obvious propaganda. There’s nothing admirable about doing what you’re told if what you’re told to do is terrible.
We all learned recently that the Bush administration instituted its policy of global torture during quaint White House meetings. And we already know this war was started with lies. Shame on them. But what about the people who physically carry out these atrocities? We’ve seen bad apples punished and CEO despots walk free, but all verbal and written denouncement is focused on our leaders. Surely, they deserve that and more—decapitation, really. But why can’t we be critical of the people who have actually tortured and murdered hundreds of thousands of Iraqi citizens? We deride private contractors like Blackwater for similar conduct—why are the troops blameless?
Take John McCain, or “McNasty,” as they called him in high school. While the conventional wisdom says that Obama gets a pass from the media, McCain is clearly the least scrutinized presidential candidate. He diddles lobbyists, sings about bombing Iran and doesn’t know Shiite from Shinola, yet he remains unscathed, cloaked in his Vietnam “hero” legend.
Again, what is heroic about involving one’s self in a foolish war, being a shitty pilot or getting tortured? Yeah, it must have sucked, but getting your ass kicked every day for five years doesn’t make you a hero—it makes you a Bad News Bear.
Here’s where America’s military lust becomes a true perversion. If we truly valued military prowess, John McCain would be viewed as a failure. But duty alone is enough to inspire our gratitude. Hence the left’s tendency to obligatorily praise the troops while decrying the sum of their actions. Good thing, too, because this war is unwinnable.
George Washington warned that the biggest threat to the young United States was in keeping and deploying standing armies. An overextended military is a drain on any nation—eventually it will break. It also pisses off the people your army is standing on. We’ll never heed this warning and break the cycle of violence, so long as military service is so reflexively praised.
People want to be respected. And in a country with an abysmal education system and disappearing economic opportunities, they seek respect wherever they can find it—as street corner toughs or as government-sanctioned thugs. It beats McDonald’s. But this kind of victim-of-circumstance-sympathy for the troops turns them into automatons, neither deserving of praise or damnation. Disregarding the Stop Loss back door draft travesty, they had a choice.
We’re a squeamish people; we eschew heated debates and, in principle, strive for political correctness when arguing with those who hold contrary views. The left does anyway; the right makes no such pretense. That’s one of the reasons liberals have taken such a beating in the last few decades.
As plainly stupid as religious belief or participating in immoral and illegal wars may be, the castrated left can only argue against these things by appealing to reason. In America, that fails every time. We respond best to partisan venom and ad hominem attacks.
The right has no problem painting their opponents as cowards or godless heathens, but liberals—instead of sticking to the merits of their arguments—fight those accusations by leaning right, praising god and guns, and pandering to the people who cling to them. The left has taken to appeasing bullies as their only course to victory. And that’s no victory at all.
Liberals need to start calling a moron a moron—and openly mocking that moron if his positions or actions are indefensible. Just as Limbaugh or Hannity insults the left, tilting the battlefield so liberals are left scrounging for their patriotic bona fides, the left must begin attacking stupidity whether in the form of religious nonsense, “free market” capitalism or military worship.
Instead of blowing the troops every chance we get, to prove our patriotism and insulate ourselves against attacks from the right, liberals should grow a pair and start dishing the damnation.
How despicable must a military campaign be before Americans turn on their beloved troops? After chiding the “War on Toddlers” as fool-headed and pointlessly barbaric, would Keith Olbermann still thank the troops for their service? After the “Great Grandmother Slaughter of 2010,” will the press remove the fat military cock from its mouth? Following “Operation Murder Fluffy Kittens,” will the left finally nix the “honored service” crap? No. No, they won’t.
Condemning the “troops”—a term coined during the Gulf War—is almost unthinkable. And it won’t win you any awards. “Troops” are a monolithic entity, a cohesive group of pride-inspiring order-takers. Whereas an individual soldier is accountable for his or her actions, the “troops” are too abstract to blame. For Americans, there are only bad apples, never bad orchards.
But what kind of world would we rather live in: one where fools are admired for being fooled and murderers are extolled for murdering, or one where we have the capacity to step back and say, “I don’t care who told you to do what and why; you’re still an asshole!” Personally, I’d rather live in a world where people who act like retards are treated like retards: executed in Texas.
Americans fear the truth. It’s the slipperiest slope of all. Once we start extending responsibility beyond those who gave orders to those who took them, it won’t be long before we’re blaming ourselves. And we can’t have that.
Well, guess what, kids? The Iraq debacle is a pointless bloodbath—and every time you applaud those who “bravely” fill that tub, you’re soaking in it.
Some hero you got there folks.
The battle cry of the teachers union is “If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher”…….
I guess the forgot about those people who fight for freedom everyday to give them the RIGHT to spew this crap.
Thanks to Charlie Sykes for bringing to the our attention but as we all know, this will not be covered by the MSM…
No link provided for Ian’s “work”…. Find it yourself….
Jimmy Carter is in North Korea visiting his buddy………. Maybe they’ll keep him.
It’s called FITNA…
Liberals won’t admit it or are just too ignorant to care……
Counterterror Adviser John Brennan:
I pray to God we don’t get attacked again but given the mentality of this clueless administration, I’m not holding out much hope.
H/T: Texas Fred
…. and you did because the MSM was too busy covering a spitting incident that seemingly never happened at a Tea Party rally.
Fox News just played a better video. I’ll post it when I find it.
Your United Nations in action folks. Maybe that should be reaction.
VIENNA — The U.N. nuclear agency on Thursday said it was worried Iran may currently be working on making a nuclear warhead
This report was dated yesterday.
The report says the evidence disputes what the US intelligence said about Iran’s nuclear ambitions 3 years ago but COME ON!!!!! Hasn’t this been all to obvious? Mahmoud Ahminajihad has been poking everybody in the eye with his missles and the tests for quite some time and the UN is just now concerned???
How about a little less worry about Gorebal Whining and possibly concentrating on a real threat.
Well it’s good thing we have a tought president in office to……. Oh wait…….. We don’t.
Maybe Obumbler will have him over for a beer or something….
I, first, would like to apologize for my lack of posting lately. Sometimes life can get in the way.
Nidal Malik Hasan
Too bad the Joke in Chief can’t admit this. Look at the evidence. The guy is a TERRORIST!!!!
Why can’t Obumbler admit this???? Because he doesn’t want to admit it happened on HIS watch.
What’s with this Pre Traumatic Stress Disorder crap….. PUHLEEEEEZE. Let’s not hold the a**wipe accountable for his actions, let’s think of some stupid off the wall psycho crap disorder to blame it on…. WTF????
Wouldn’t it be nice if, one day, the douche bags in the media would pull their heads out of Obama’s a** and actually report a story for what it is and stop making excuses for this laughable president and this ‘religion of peace’ they love so much……….
He said it in the movie, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, right after his pizza was delivered.
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) – President Hugo Chavez said he met privately with actor Sean Penn on Wednesday, and that the Oscar-winning celebrity may film a movie in Venezuela.Penn may shoot a film based on a novel by Cuban writer Alejo Carpentier, which is set largely in the jungle along Venezuela’s southern Orinoco river, Chavez said. He appeared to be referring to Carpentier’s 1953 novel, “The Lost Steps,” about an American anthropologist and composer’s journey into the jungle region.
Penn arrived in Venezuela from Cuba, where he was reportedly seeking an interview with the nation’s ailing former leader, 83-year-old Fidel Castro. Last year, Penn was the first American to obtain an interview with Castro’s younger brother, current President Raul Castro, after he was named interim president in late July 2006. The interview appeared in the Dec. 15 edition of The Nation magazine and on the magazine’s Web site last November.
Apparently Spicoli has forgotten another of his quotes from the movie.
Jeff Spicoli: What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place ’cause it was bogus; so if we don’t get some cool rules ourselves – pronto – we’ll just be bogus too! Get it?
Well Mr Spicoli, the stuff that Chavez and Castro do are the “bogus rules”. I thought for a minute there was some hope for you…… Not so much.
Tell you what Hugo, we’ll give you Spicoli and you can give us………. Aw hell….. Just keep him. We don’t need him.
Update: Title change…. I was up all night working… Sorry.
When Favre decides that he can’t decide whether or not he’s going to play for another year, the only people who suffer are football fans. No real harm there, just a bunch of people wasting time on the tractor watch.
Our Blunderer-in-Chief is another story. When he can’t decide whether or not to send more troops to Afghanistan, soldiers die. Here’s what the Waffler-in-Chief had to say to the troops:
I won’t risk your lives unless it is absolutely necessary. And if it is necessary, we will back you up to the hilt.
Really?? There are already troops there fighting RIGHT NOW risking their lives and you haven’t supported them. The dems bitched during the Bush administration that the real fight is in Afghanistan. It would seem now that they are in power, they’ve forgotten their own words… BIG SHOCK….
It has been reported by Drudge, via Breitbart, today the Favre-in-Chief is close to a decision… Maybe… Get off your ass Mr. Obama and decide… If you chose to lose then bring them home otherwise get them them the help and equipment they need.
Authors note: My apologies to Brett Favre for besmirching his name by analogizing his waffling with that of Obumbler….
Maybe we would’ve been better off if Hillary stayed on her milk carton tour.
Here’s Hill comparing North Korea to unruly children..
“What we’ve seen is this constant demand for attention,” Clinton, who is in India, said in an interview that aired on ABC’s “Good Morning America” on Monday.
“And maybe it’s the mother in me or the experience that I’ve had with small children and unruly teenagers and people who are demanding attention — don’t give it to them, they don’t deserve it, they are acting out,” she said.
I wonder if she’s heard of the Menendez Brothers??????
Well ya know Sec. Napolitano says I’m a Right Wing Extremist Terrorist type……
Seriously……. I could use a vacation……
Just hours after President Borg damn near broke his own arm patting himself on the back in the Rose Garden today for his so-called BRILLIANT speech to the Mulsim world about his holiness and hope and change blah blah blah…. Iran State Media claim Mahmoud Ahminajihad the winner in the latest Iranian election.
I’m sure it was a fair election…..
The worlds terrorist organizations around the world are trembling in fear after the release of the Obama Administrations latest videos of new the enhanced interrogation techniques that will be widely use to keep us all safe from future attacks.
At first, the Obama Administration thought of using video of Nancy Pelosi trying to lie her way out of having any knowledge of water boarding as a means of interrogation in ticking time bomb situations, but realized that subjecting any human to that video more than once would actually be more inhumane than water boarding itself…..
Here’s what they came up with…..
The videos of former VP, Dick Cheney, verbally B***H Slapping the current administration.
Videos swiped from Ol’ Broad
Ironically this speech comes at the same time 4 terrorist were arrested for planning to blow stuff up and shot down some military planes. Don’t get too excited all you Obamanoids who are going to preach that this was done on Obama’s watch. This investigation started in June of 2008.
The gaffetastically stupid VP of the United States, Joe Biden, has done it again. I dare any liberal to say Dan Quayle is still the dingiest VP ever…
Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.
According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.
The bunker is believed to be the secure, undisclosed location former Vice President Dick Cheney remained under protection in secret after the 9/11 attacks.
Eleanor Clift, Newsweek magazine’s Washington contributing editor, said Biden revealed the location while filling in for President Obama at the dinner, who, along with Grover Cleveland, is the only president to skip the gathering.
Could you imagine the coverage of this had a republican said it?
Way to go, Joe……