Archive for Wanna Get Away??

Sexcurity Clearance

Apparently the reason given for David Petraeus’ immediate resignation as CIA Director was national security concerns and the possibility that Petraeus may have been guilty of  “pillow talk”…….

Did anybody ever question Monica Lewinski’s security clearance??

Comments off

The silent E Jobs Bill: Immulus Stimigration 1.0

I have finally been able to gather my thoughts and work out a Jobs Bill that will allow for tax breaks for the greedy, job creating millionaires and billionaires AND help the low income,  middle class and unemployed that REALLY want to work.

My plan is called………

Immulus Stimigration 1.0

I.S. 1.0 is a combination jobs bill and immigration reform act.

How does it work?


Since all of the poor oppressed lefties out there want us to be a communist nation with NO CAPITALISM and a toilet paper shortage, we  round up all of those Occupy Wall Street losers and lazy good for nothing gimme gimme gimme members of the “You Owe Me” entitlement crowd along with their SEIU pals. We give each one of them a one way ticket to the Communist love fest of a country of their choice. President Obama’s plan would cost about 450 BILLION dollars. Now the going rate for a one way ticket to Moscow is about $690.00 from If you go back and use Obama’s numbers, we would be able to buy 652 MILLION tickets to Russia…. WAY MORE THAN NEEDED!!! We would also have take into account that the union folks would probably rather go to Athens, Greece to see how well the unions are working there. Those tickets are about $891.00 one way. A bit more expensive but as you can see, we have some wiggle room.


After we send out our trash to their favorite Communist country, we send out an invite to those countries that supply us with the most immigrants…. say…… MEXICO. The invite will go a long with a lengthy screening process, provided by a private security company, to weed out any drug lords or gang members and more gimme gimme gimme “You Owe Me” entitlement types. If you pass the screening, you can come in to our country. We’ll give you an amount of cash that’s equal to the amount of the exiting one way air fare to get you started.

CAVEAT….. If the incoming immigrant breaks the law…… YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!!!!

You have to figure the majority of the people in this great nation are hard working folks who are trying to get by so I’m thinking we could probably get this done for under 200 BILLION. The stock market would boom and the jobs would return. I GUARANTEE THIS!!!

This is my plan. It’s one blog post long and I won’t go on a bus tour to promote it because it sells itself……

Have a nice day…….

silent E for President


Comments (1)

The Dembeneks

Run away!!!!! Run away!!!!

H/T: James T Harris via Facebook

Comments (1)

Rebranding The Democrats

From this day forth, the members of the Wisconsin State Senate will now be known as……


Sorry Bambi…..

H/T: Vicki McKenna via Facebook

Comments off


Democrats in Wisconsin purpose a high speed rail line from Madison to Rockford Illinois. John the Pizza Guy says this will make it much easier to skip town next time they have a tantrum and want to act like a bunch of 2 year olds…..

(Advanced apology to all 2 year olds out there…..)

Comments off

Can It Get Any Worse???

Yesterday, the poor students at THE Ohio State University watched their precious number 1 ranked Buckeye football team get their butts handed to them by the Wisconsin Football Badgers. Today the poor folks at OSU must endure a visit by President Obama……

Sure sucks to be them….

Comments off

Aren’t Lawyers Supposed To Know The Law????

Apparently our current sad sack of a state senator, Russ Foolsgold, missed Copyright Law 101 while in lawyerin’ skool…….. and he chose to mess with the NFL.

More epic fail from the left……


Comments off

The Goracle: Hypocrite Extraordinaire!!!

Who is the so-called champion of the environment getting his cash from now?

None other than DOW Chemicals!!!!

The Independent:

Al Gore, the self-styled squeakiest-clean and deepest-green politician in American history, has some explaining to do this weekend. His environmental organisation has taken money to raise awareness about the need for clean water from a controversial chemicals company involved in the aftermath of one of the world’s worst pollution disasters.

Dow Chemical the US firm which now owns the leaking pesticides factory responsible for thousands of deaths in Bhopal, India, is sponsoring Life Earth events in 150 cities today. The event aims to raise money for clean water programmes. Research by environmental organisations has found dangerous levels of highly toxic chemicals in rivers, lakes and other water supplies close to several other factories owned by Dow and its subsidiaries in countries including the United States, Brazil and South Africa.

AlGore…. Mr. Global Warming is now a subsidiary of BIG CHEMICAL!!!!

Comments off

Buh Bye Barty

Bart Stupid Stupak is calling it quits…


Rep. Bart Stupak to retire, putting seat in play

Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Mich.), who had a central role in the health reform fight as the leader of anti-abortion Democrats, plans to announce Friday that he will not run for reelection, a Democratic official said. Without Stupak on the ballot, the seat becomes an immediate pickup opportunity for Republicans.

It feels like a cheap one night stand, doesn’t it?

He tells you one thing…… Screws ya….. Then leaves….. We didn’t even get the satisfaction of watching him get his ass kicked in the upcoming mid-term elections.

I feel so violated……

Comments (1)

Organized Hope And Change?????

How’s that “Hope and Change” workin’ for you union types?????

Yahoo News:

In a meeting at the White House, Obama expressed his preference for the insurance tax contained in the Senate’s health overhaul bill, but largely opposed by House Democrats and organized labor, Democratic aides said. The aides spoke on condition of anonymity because the meeting was private.

Psssssssst……. Hey union guys……. This may surpise you but………… He lied to you too.

Comments off

Holy Space Shuttle Batman!

Poor thing:

 A small bat that was spotted blasting off with the space shuttle Sunday and clinging to the back side of Discovery’s external fuel tank apparently held on throughout the launch.NASA hoped the bat would fly away before the spacecraft’s Sunday evening liftoff, but photos from the launch now show the bat holding on for dear life throughout the fiery ride.

“He did change the direction he was pointing from time to time throughout countdown but ultimately never flew away,” states a NASA memo obtained by “Infrared imagery shows he was alive and not frozen like many would think … Liftoff imagery analysis confirmed that he held on until at least the vehicle cleared [the] tower before we lost sight of him.”

Cool!!  We’re the first to send a bat into space!!

“The bat eventually became ‘Interim Problem Report 119V-0080′ after the ICE team finished their walkdown,” the memo said. “Systems Engineering and Integration performed a debris analysis on him and ultimately a Launch Commit Criteria waiver to ICE-01 was written to accept the stowaway.”

Well, I”m certainly glad they accepted the stowaway…might have been a tad bit difficult to do something about it!

“Based on images and video, a wildlife expert who provides support to the center said the small creature was a free tail bat that likely had a broken left wing and some problem with its right shoulder or wrist,” NASA officials said Tuesday. “The animal likely perished quickly during Discovery’s climb into orbit.”

 I’m taking bets now – how long until PETA rears its ugly head?

Cross Posted at Ol’ Broad’s Place

Comments off

White Death: Week 1 Round 2

The beginning W1R2 from a Madistan perspective.

I can’t wait to drive home……

Comments off

The Pattern

Southeastern Wisconsin seems to in the same weather pattern we were in last year when we got something like 2 million inches of snow.

Storm 2 of the week will be here early tomorrow morning with number 3 arriving on Saturday.

I’m moving to Texas……..

Comments (1)

I Stand Corrected

Well it seemed that in my zeal to NOT want Barry as our president, I was duped.

I will now take corrective action.

The post below, ‘Could This Be The October Surprise‘, has been debunked by Ed Morrissey over at HotAir.

Here is what Ed reports:

I really thought we’d put this conspiracy theory to rest over the summer, but it has arisen like a zombie yet again to suck the credibility out of the conservative blogosphere. I have had at least 40 e-mails begging me to watch this video featuring Phillip Berg, a PUMA suing Barack Obama and the Democratic Party to prove Obama’s citizenship — even though Obama has already produced a certification of live birth from Hawaii that would get him a passport any day of the week:

Last week, we got tons of e-mail purporting to claim that Berg had won in court and Obama had three days to produce proof of citizenship. It turned out that someone had posted an exemplar of the order, produced by the plaintiff in case the judge granted their motion. In other words, it meant nothing, and neither does this.

Barack Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961, making him a natural-born citizen of the United States. Hawaii’s certification of live birth proves this, as Allahpundit and I have both noted this summer. Fact Check also verified it, although the video does its best to undermine that by noting the connection to the Annenberg Foundation. By the way, Berg and the video manage to mangle this, too, by claiming Obama sat on the board of the Annenberg Foundation itself and distributed their funding. He ran the Chicago Annenberg Challenge, one of the foundation’s beneficiaries. (The St. Petersburg Times also verified the certification independently.)

Wouldn’t it be nice if we had a contemporaneous corroboration of Obama’s Hawaii birth? As it happens, we do — provided by another PUMA who wanted to find ways to disqualify Obama. Lori Starfelt found this in the archives of the Honolulu Advertiser in a print copy from August 1961:

Unless people want to start claiming that the conspiracy to have Barack Obama infiltrate the political system started at the moment of his birth, that’s pretty conclusive evidence that Obama was born in the US and is a natural-born citizen.

I already know some of the rebuttals that will fly through the comments, so let me address them here:

  • A court is hearing this case, so it must be serious — Any fool with a lawyer and a couple of hundred dollars can file a lawsuit. That’s one of the reasons why tort reform is so badly needed. Frivolous lawsuits cost consumers billions of dollars. Conservatives used to make that argument, at least until Phillip Berg filed this lawsuit.
  • Why isn’t Obama answering the lawsuit? — Maybe because it’s ridiculous, and Berg has no standing to file it anyway.
  • Why not produce the birth certificate? — Obama has … twice now, once on his website and once to Fact Check.
  • Well, then, why didn’t he produce it sooner, smart guy? — Sooner than what? This came up at the end of the primaries, and the Obama campaign produced it within a couple of weeks. So far, that hasn’t done much to quell the conspiracy theories.
  • Why not produce the original birth certificate? — Most people, I’d wager, don’t have their own original birth certificate. If you applied to get your records, in most states you’d get what Obama has – a certification of live birth spit out from a computer system. I doubt Hawaii has the original record any longer, either. The certification proves citizenship well enough to get a passport.

Let’s stop chasing absurd conspiracy theories that make it more difficult to win the real arguments in this election. Stick to Obama’s absurd theories on national security, his radical political allies, and his disastrous economic policies that will make these past few weeks seem like a breeze. He’s the wrong man for the job, but still an American.

Update: To answer another question (reasonably asked in the comments), Barack Obama’s Indonesian stepfather could not have revoked Obama’s birthright as an American citizen, no matter what he told the school Obama attended.

Screw Loose Change has dealt with Phillip Berg before. It turns out that Berg thinks Bush and Cheney either created 9/11 or let it happen deliberately. Conspiracy theory nuts don’t usually stop at one paranoid fantasy, and this demonstrates it. It turns out he has quite a history of lawsuits and publicity stunts, and this was written at the beginning of 2007. (via Public Secrets)

I sincerely apologize for the error and will do my best to ensure that it doesn’t happen again.

Monster H/T to Bushwack for straightening me out.

Comments (2)

Wanna Get Away???? Again…

We’ll keep up the use of the Southwest Airlines commercial line as long as Barack HUSSEIN Obama is in the race for President…. As long as he keeps making speeches and gaffes, we’ll be there.

This time Obama sees dead people.

From Malkin:

On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.

The video proof

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

Now this update from Michelle Malkin in the same post:

In one of his more egregious and easily demonstrated lies, made even more so by the day he decided to let it loose on, Obama has rewritten WWII history such that the allies liberated Auschwitz.

…Obama also spoke about his uncle, who was part of the American brigade that helped to liberate Auschwitz…

Auschwitz of course is in Poland. It was liberated by the Red Army on Jan 27 1945. Poland, on most maps is usually placed to the east of Germany, although we may need to investigate the geography textbooks the Messiah used as a child…

This Obama character is a real piece of work….

Comments (1)