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Captain Clueless

Maybe a little less time golfing….. Maybe?
I find it hard to believe the president knew nothing of the failures of his signature law hat controls 1/6 of our economy.


Let’s not forget about the wiretapping of various news reporters and news outlets….

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Hiding In Plain Sight

So much for the surprise attack…. The leak of the Obama Administrations plan of attack against their friend in Syria reminds me of this exchange from the greatest movie EVER, Airplane…..

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.

Do you think the 50 planes the Syrians have will just be sitting on a runway somewhere just waiting to be blown up???
I think NOT!!!!

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Taxes 101

Maybe this will make it easier for liberals to understand

Probably not but at least I tried…….

Every evening, the same 10 friends eat dinner together, family style, at the same restaurant. The bill for all 10 comes to $100. They always pay it the way we pay taxes:
• The first four are poor and pay nothing.
• The fifth pays $1.
• The sixth pays $3.
• The seventh, $7
• The eighth, $12.
• The ninth, $18.
• The 10th, (the most well-to-do) pays $59. One night the restaurant owner announces that because they’re such good customers, he’s dropping their group dinner bill to $80. Let’s call that a tax cut. They want to continue paying their bill as we pay taxes. So the four poorest men still eat free. But if the other six split the $20 tax cut evenly, each would save $3.33. That means the fifth and sixth men would end up being paid to eat. The restaurant owner works out a plan: The fifth man eats free; the sixth pays $2; the seventh, $5; the eighth, $9; the ninth, $12; and the 10th guy pays $52. All six are better off than before, and the four poor guys still eat for nothing. The trouble starts when they leave the restaurant and begin to compare what they reaped from the $20 cut. “I only got a dollar of it,” says the sixth man, “but he (pointing at No. 10) got $7.” The fifth guy, who also saved a dollar by getting his meal free, agrees that it’s not fair for the richest to get seven times the savings as he. No. 7, grousing that the wealthy get all the breaks, points out that he only got two bucks. “Wait a minute,” the first four poor guys yell in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!” The nine men jump the 10th and administer a severe beating. The next night he doesn’t come for dinner. They shrug it off and eat without him. The customary $80 bill comes. Surprise! They’re $52 short. Yes, those who pay the most taxes get the most back from tax reductions. But tax them too much — punish them for the wealth they may have — and they just might stop bringing their money to the table. I guess this is why American businesses have about $10 trillion in offshore deposits. You can’t blame them. After all, they got tired of getting beat up to forfeit their “fair share.” H/T: Michele Bachmann

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Hey BROWNIE!!!….. Ehhh… Nevermind.

…. and somehow the MSM is missing this. Damn that George Bush…

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For at least the past 4 years we’ve been told we need to eat healthier food and avoid the junk. Mayors and governors have even mandated how much of certain kinds of foods and drink we’re allowed to buy….. Cities and states have also banned smoking just about everywhere citing health issues.

In other news….. The states of Colorado and Washington legalize Pot!!!! Frito Lay has also announce they will be expanding operations in these state and the FDA has declared that, while cigarette smoke will kill you, pot smoke is somehow good for you.

You just can’t make this stuff up. Well…. some of it’s made up but you get the idea.

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Colonel Gaddafi??

So Muammar COLONEL Gaddafi has been ruling Libya for 42 years and he never promoted himself to a General?????


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A Court Order?

This is directly from the Capitol Tour website:

The best way to experience the beauty and grandeur of Wisconsin’s Capitol building (located at 2 East Main Street, Madison, WI 53702) is to see it for yourself. It is open to the public weekdays from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. and weekends and holidays from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. Free tours are offered daily, year round except on the following holidays: New Year’s Day, Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve and Christmas. Tours start at the information desk Monday through Saturday at 9:00, 10:00, 11:00 a.m. and 1:00, 2:00, 3:00 p.m.; and Sundays at 1:00, 2:00, 3:00 p.m. A 4:00 p.m. tour is offered weekdays (Monday – Friday), excluding holidays, during Memorial Day through Labor Day. Plan on spending 45-55 minutes for a tour.

So why do they need a court order to enforce normal business hours???

Just askin’

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Aren’t Lawyers Supposed To Know The Law????

Apparently our current sad sack of a state senator, Russ Foolsgold, missed Copyright Law 101 while in lawyerin’ skool…….. and he chose to mess with the NFL.

More epic fail from the left……


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Only A Liberal Could be This BRILLIANT!!!!

The problem is these people vote and they believe ANYTHING their party tells them…..

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Quote Of The Day

Today’s quote in from Attorney General Eric Holder:

“It’s clear that the intent behind this terrorist act was to kill Americans.”

Well Mr. Holder sure has his G.O.T.O. in full on mode.

I will admit that this is probably the most intelligent thing Holder has said since he’s been AG. I wonder if he had to consult with his advisors before releasing such a  profound statement?

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This is your brain……

This is your brain on liberalism……

Any questions?

H/T: Real Debate Wisconsin

(As pointed out in the comments over at RDW…. This is Cynthia McKinney’s replacement… The people of Georgia’s 4th District are truly blessed…)

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You may want to sit down while watching this one… Chris Matthews actually buries The Screamer, Howard Dean, over the Massachusetts election…… This is too good.

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Wow… The Screamer is almost as clueless as Obama when he blamed Bush for the democrat’s loss on Tuesday…

This is comical!!!

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Reason 4,324,584 Why You Shouldn’t Live In California

Is there any wonder why California is crumbling??

Here are some quotes from The Governator.

When asked about the Senate Health Crap bill he says:

“This is the last thing we need, another $3 billion of spending when we already have a $20 billion deficit,” Schwarzenegger said of the costs the bill would impose on California.

“So I would say be very careful to the federal government before you go to bed with all this. Let’s rethink it. There’s no rush from one second to the next. Let’s take another week or two and come up with the right package.”

Okay…. That seems to make sense but in the same interview, The Governator’s brain apparently fell right out of his head… Here’s Arnold’s response to George Stuffinenvelope’s question on Global Warming and the fact that most Americans want the government to focus on the economy instead:

“We in California have proven it over and over that you can protect the economy, and you can protect the environment,” he said on “GMA.”

WOW… Really Arnold…… So out of one side of your mouth, California can’t afford 3 billion in new spending on health crap but then the other side of your pie hole says that California somehow has a stable enough economy to finance Gorebal Whining legislation…… With your 20 billion dollar debt…… They don’t have econ classes in Austria, do they?

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The Man Song

I will refrain from comment….. That whole 5th Amendment thing…..

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H/T: Big Dan from Facebook

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Updating His Slutty Late Night Comedian Look….

So the guy that referred to Sarah Palin as a slutty flight attendent turns out to be the real slut….

The best rant on this so far belongs to James T. Harris:

This is the man who referred to Sarah Palin as a slutty flight attendant? This is the man who insulted Todd and Sarah’s daughter by using her as the butt of a knocked up joke? This is the man who has a vendetta against conservatives! The hell you say!!!


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Jobs???? We Don’t Need No Stinking Jobs!!

So says the IAM union members at Fond du Lac’s Mercury Marine. I’m having a rough time expressing my disgust for these union member that not only killed their own jobs but those of 1200 other non union workers. I guess they show em…

The clueless union says it plans to hold more meetings on Tuesday but apparently missed that whole “FINAL OFFER” thing when negotiating with Merc.

I now have that “Look For The Union Label” song going in my head simply to remind myself to avoid anything union….

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Gauging Success????

It would seem the Obumbler administration thinks EVERYBODY is an idiot.

White House Economic Advisor, Larry Summers, has hard evidence the “STIMULUS” is working.


Of all the statistics pouring into the White House every day, top economic adviser Larry Summers highlighted one Friday to make his case that the economic free-fall has ended.

The number of people searching for the term “economic depression” on Google is down to normal levels, Summers said.

Wow… Larry….. We all know the majority of the people who voted for Obumbler were dingy but c’mon. Not all of us buy your BS….

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No Smoking Allowed But Exhaust Is OK…

Gov. Doofenschmirtz officially signs the nanny no-smoking bill in Madison but feels the need to leave a massive carbon footprint by traveling around the state to let everybody know how thoughtful and wonderful he is.


Doyle signed the bill in the Capitol and held news conferences at Cempazuchi restaurant, 1205 E. Brady St., Milwaukee, and Titletown Brewing Co. in Green Bay.

In this age of  information technology and a recession that is trashing the state budget, why is it necessary for Doyle to travel the state just to talk about a bill that everyone knew he was going to sign? How about a webcast?

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Dan Quayle: Officially Off The Hook

The gaffetastically stupid VP of the United States, Joe Biden, has done it again. I dare any liberal to say Dan Quayle is still the dingiest VP ever…

Fox News:

Vice President Joe Biden, well-known for his verbal gaffes, may have finally outdone himself, divulging potentially classified information meant to save the life of a sitting vice president.

According to a report, while recently attending the Gridiron Club dinner in Washington, an annual event where powerful politicians and media elite get a chance to cozy up to one another, Biden told his dinnermates about the existence of a secret bunker under the old U.S. Naval Observatory, which is now the home of the vice president.

The bunker is believed to be the secure, undisclosed location former Vice President Dick Cheney remained under protection in secret after the 9/11 attacks.

Eleanor Clift, Newsweek magazine’s Washington contributing editor, said Biden revealed the location while filling in for President Obama at the dinner, who, along with Grover Cleveland, is the only president to skip the gathering.

Could you imagine the coverage of this had a republican said it?

Way to go, Joe……

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