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Captain Clueless

Maybe a little less time golfing….. Maybe?
I find it hard to believe the president knew nothing of the failures of his signature law hat controls 1/6 of our economy.


Let’s not forget about the wiretapping of various news reporters and news outlets….

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I Gotta Question!

Bob: “Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,

Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Spending $634 million on a website that doesn’t work?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can
never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments
but giving the green light for Illegals to use Monument Mall?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Bob: “No the other one:.

Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Queda”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a

budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?”

Bob: “No, the other one”

Jim: “You mean Fast & Furious?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million

low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from

taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt

administration in American history?”


(Author Unknown)

Swiped from BODF on Facebook

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Beyonce Vanilli

You can tell a lot about a person by the looking at the people they hang out with….. Beyonce has now proven to be a fraud by claiming to sing the National Anthem at Obumbler’s inauguration…

Beyonce = fraud…… Obama= well….. you can do the math.

I can’t wait for the excuses.

I had a sore throat.

I don’t sing on Mondays.


My butt was cold.

My teleprompter broke.

I stubbed my toe

That was NOT a fake baby bump…. wait… what were we talking about??


Yeah…. We’re not too surprised by any of this…… I wonder if she pays her “fair share” of taxes..

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Uhhhhhhh…… I Dunno……

They seem to be in the dark on just about everything at the Obama White House…. Gross incompetence???? Coincidence???

They really think we’re stupid…… Apparently a majority are..

Fast and Furious

“The White House was unaware”

Benghazi was a terrorist attack

“The White House was unaware”

The FBI investigation of Petraeus

“The White House was unaware”

Even democrat AND the White House Press Corpse are question Baghdad Jay….

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Political Droning

On Wednesday, The Pentagon reported that an unmanned US Predator drone was fired upon by Iranian military aircraft…… over a week ago.

Pentagon officials released a statement saying that the attack was a direct result of the movie, Top Gun, specifically the part where Tom Cruise flies upside down and flips off the Russian MiG-29 pilot. The official stated that “Hey!!! Those Ruskies are the Iranians friends….. They found that to be VERY offensive soooooooo…”

The Pentagon apologized for the delay in releasing this information stating they “Accidentally put the file under a bag of Cheetos in their Denver office….”

The FBI is investigating the incident but is waiting until the press vacates the area before moving in.

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Four More Beers?

When President Obama was indulging in a fine malt beverage at the Iowa State Fair, many of his minions started chanting “FOUR MORE BEERS!!!!!!” You know…. like yelling four more years…

Four more years of Obama? SERIOUSLY?????

Not even a 30 pack of Keystone Ice could drink that pretty…..

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Going To The Dogs

So today in Iowa, President Obama was ripping on Mitt Romney’s comment about not being able drive with a windmill on top of your car by adding that Mitt has had other things on top of his car…… Specifically his dog.

Of course under Obama, energy prices would necessarily skyrocket and they have which would leave us all so broke that we would have no choice but to eat our dogs.

Meh….. It sounded funnier in my head….

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If You Love Me?

“If you love me, you gotta help me pass this bill!!”


Yeah that’s the Dunce Bucket in Chief’s new campign slogan. Of course it sounds a lot more like a Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinski moment….. If you love me Monnie, you gotta help me…… well…. you know.

How pathetic is this mans presidency when he knows the bill can’t pass on it’s merits so he has to resort to begging?

Why do I keep hearing a certain Meatloaf song in my head???

Maybe Mr. Loaf is his new campaign manager……….

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The United States of American with Barack Obama as it’s president, recently gave 1.6 million dollars in aid to Libya. Part of that aid went to increasing Libya’s border security.

Here in the United States, one of our united states, Arizona, passed legislation to help beef up it’s own borders. Borders Arizona shares with many other states it’s united with……

The Obama administration sued them.

Hope and Change……….

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Oh So Clueless………

The “Dude” in the White House tells 60 Minutes that it wasn’t his policies that were rejected, it was a lack of communication on his part…..


We got the memo and understood it’s meaning COMPLETELY.

Please let your arrogance continue for the next 2 years, it’ll do ya wonders in the next election. Just ask Russ Feingold how well it worked for him!!!


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Can It Get Any Worse???

Yesterday, the poor students at THE Ohio State University watched their precious number 1 ranked Buckeye football team get their butts handed to them by the Wisconsin Football Badgers. Today the poor folks at OSU must endure a visit by President Obama……

Sure sucks to be them….

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Whatever You Say Captain Arrogant…

Me thinks the President is a little full of himself……

Fox News:

President Obama reveals in a magazine article that he is weighing what to do if Republicans win the House majority next month, and has come up with a novel approach: Make the GOP work with him.

It’s quite apparent that this guy spends way too much time admiring himself to notice that democrats are jumping off the USS Hope and Change leaving only “The One” to go down with his own ship……

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Yeah…. About All That Hope And Change Stuff……

Here are the headlines after 20 months of all this Hopey Changey crap all you lefties and Kool-Ade drinkin’ fools voted for…

Private Sector Hiring in Sept. Falls 39,000...

Food Stamp Recipients at Record 41.8 Million Americans...

GOLDMAN SACHS: Economy 'fairly bad' or 'very bad' over next 6 months...

New Yorkers' Income Falls for 1st Time in 70 Years...

Can someone please explain to me how this is good.

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President Obavez; Standing In The Way Of Progress…….

President Obavez and the left continually cry that the republicans are getting in the way of progress. Well WTF is THIS???????


NEW ORLEANS — The federal government is shutting down the dredging that was being done to create protective sand berms in the Gulf of Mexico.

The berms are meant to protect the Louisiana coastline from oil. But the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Department has concerns about where the dredging is being done.Plaquemines Parish President Billy Nungesser, who was one of the most vocal advocates of the dredging plan, has sent a letter to President Barack Obama, pleading for the work to continue.

Nungesser said the government has asked crews to move the dredging site two more miles farther off the coastline.”Once again, our government resource agencies, which are intended to protect us, are now leaving us vulnerable to the destruction of our coastline and marshes by the impending oil,” Nungesser wrote to Obama. “Furthermore, with the threat of hurricanes or tropical storms, we are being put at an increased risk for devastation to our area from the intrusion of oil.

They have concerns about the dredging….???????…….

WHAT ABOUT THE F***ING OIL???????????????????

Remember now folks….. This is the same crowd that is taking over health care…. Are ya worried yet?

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The Buck Stops Where?????

I’m sure Oblahblah was far too busy to address this. Never let a good crisis get in the way of golf…….


While defending his own policies President Obama has routinely been rude and sarcastic to his predecessor, George W. Bush. Yet Obama appears to be making the resident of the previous White House look like a genius compared to his own serious missteps in office.

Case in point – Interior Secretary Ken Salazar’s performance and the communication of priorities on the issue of oil rig safety in the Gulf of Mexico.

It seems incomprehensible that the president and other members of the administration still have jobs when it is now being reported that the federal government was apprised by BP on February 13 that the Deepwater Horizon oil rig was leaking oil and natural gas into the ocean floor.

In fact, according to documents in the administration’s possession, BP was fighting large cracks at the base of the well for roughly ten days in early February.

Further it seems the administration was also informed about this development, six weeks before to the rig’s fatal explosion when an engineer from the University of California, Berkeley, announced to the world a near miss of an explosion on the rig by stating, “They damn near blew up the rig.”

It’s also now being reported that BP was asking for the administration’s help on this matter long before the deadly accident and the now gushing well of tar.

Wanna bet they figure out a way to blame Bush or Scott Walker??

H/T: Ol’ Broad via Facebook

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How has Obama handled the Gulf oil spillage?

That’s question asked by the BBC

CLICK HERE to check out the comments.

My personal favorite:

“The problem is it’s a mile down, and of course Obama walks on the surface!”

H/T: Cisco Bob from Facebook

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Wishfull Thinking

A guy can dream ya know…..

H/T: The Dead Fly from Facebook

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Here Comes Da Bus!!!

The first Obumbler Administration casualty as a result of the BP spill is Minerals Management Service Director Liz Birnbaum.

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