George W. Bush has now caused Al (Call me Al or Mr. Stone or Sex Poodle) Gore to be caught in an Inconvenient Grope at a hotel in Portland in 2006.
Fox News:
A copy of her lengthy police statement on the 2006 ordeal was obtained by Oregon media websites including KVAL.com and The Portland Mercury’s Blogtown.
In it, the woman tells how Gore greeted her at the door of his room at the Hotel Lucia for the 11 p.m. appointment with a hug that “went on a bit long,” then quipped “call me Al.” Hotel staff had told the licensed therapist when booking her that the client was Al Gore, but that he was going under the name “Mr Stone.”
Gore allegedly asked her to focus on his abdominal area and adductors — the inner thigh muscles — as well as his back and other areas.
While his lower body was covered with a sheet, she said, Gore “became vocal” with “muffled moans” and asked her to go lower, getting angry when she refused.
“It appeared he was demanding sexual favors or sexual behaviors,” the woman said.
She then asked Gore to show her where he wanted to be massaged and he “grabbed my hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis and firmly planted my hand on his pubic crest region and said to me ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.”
The woman told police she was caught in “a perfect storm” in a room with someone who was “Teflon-coated in terms of his credibility and celebrity status” — and said she feared simply running away, screaming, as she might be shot or Tasered by a security detail. She also felt nobody would believe that she was the one being accosted — and that her reputation could be ruined by a word from Gore.
The woman said she continued by giving Gore a different, acupressure style of massage in a bid to make him drowsy and to “buy time” until the end of the session.
At the end, she said Gore — who was now clad in a robe — wrapped her in an “inescapable embrace,” gave her a “come hither” look and “caressed my back and buttocks and breasts.”
She said she repeatedly told him to stop, while he giggled, as she feared being raped. Gore twice gave her an “open mouth” kiss, offered her chocolates and Grand Marnier, grabbed her bra strap then pushed her on the bed and lay next to her as he played the Pink song “Dear Mr President.”
The woman said she kept “trying to talk to him, trying to defuse the situation and talk my way out of the door literally unscathed.”
He continued to grope her and rub against her, the woman said, but she eventually talked her way out of the door using “humor and a sense of verbal gentle playfulness to withdraw from the situation”. At one point she called him a “sex poodle.”
Is there no end to the evil that George W. Bush will do????
Although……… Al may have gotten some pointers from the best in the business……
Cigar anyone?